she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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