yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We need to rekindle our bromance
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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