did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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