i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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