we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
