he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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