bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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