My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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