SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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