thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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