have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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