After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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