butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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