Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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