Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i think my mom watched the whole time
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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