She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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