You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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