I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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