dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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