No awkward lesbian experiences without me
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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