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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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