Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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