I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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