i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize