How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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