Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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