im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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