If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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