we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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