I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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