fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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