Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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