I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
