no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"