the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness