we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food