So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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