So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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