i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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