She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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