i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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