Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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