If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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