Got a toothbrush?
My friends, they love my intelligence
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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