His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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