hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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