You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
it's like heaven, but drunker
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
