Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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