I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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