How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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