Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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