Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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