Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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