im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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