He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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