at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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