"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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