Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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