Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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