I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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